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Postby DigitalDuck on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:42 pm

Question proposed in order to invoke discussion.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby Crunchy on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:45 pm

Obligatory "I'm not buying it if it isn't on disc" response.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby rapidly-greying on Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:59 pm

Customary 'shut up you idiot because you know nothing and my knowledge is unbeatable for I am the king of retro' comment.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby DigitalDuck on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:09 pm

Standard "it doesn't matter what you guys think, it'll be censored" declaration.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby Liamh1982 on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:11 pm

Unrelated pidgin English spam link here.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby Crunchy on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:14 pm

Link to my youtube video review here.

And here's my blog.

It's my first post btw. But I've lurked for ages and always buy the mag. No really.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby Darran@Retro Gamer on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:16 pm

I don't get it.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby QuantumCrayons on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:17 pm

Snarky response implying marital/weight/social issues of Original Poster due to difference of opinion.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby Crunchy on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:17 pm

Statement that this game is the best game I've ever played (since the last best game I've ever played, which was last week, and until the next best game I've ever played, which will be next week).

The poster "is loving it".
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby DigitalDuck on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:21 pm

Series of insults thrown at disagreeing poster, including things poster did not actually say and accusations of hypocrisy.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby pantal00ns on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:24 pm

Owned
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby The Angry Jock on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:28 pm

LOL
Retropassion reborn

sscott wrote:I fuck1n love the fuck1n Internet and all its fuckin fu(kball opinions. I fuck1n like this fuk(her, I don't fuccckin like this fuckeeer. It's not out yet, that isn't gonna gonna stop me! No sir! and so onnnnnnnnnn........
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby Crunchy on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:30 pm

No gameplay.
All browns and greys.
No soul.
No heart.
Too many controls.
It's all sequels.
Full of bugs.
Patches.

Retro games are made from pixel art fairy wings and cure cancer. Modern games are squeezed from the arse of a corporate dog whose fleas are the board of EA. And they smell too.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby FatTrucker on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:34 pm

Generic, feel the love and address your issues via PM warning, followed by veiled threats to lock stuff.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Postby astaroth on Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:36 pm

Games containing duck farts.
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