We need an RP room

[The Laird]

I am going to be a giant midget called Herbert who is bald with long hair and naked except for his pin stripe suit. His weapon is an egg whisk and he is a mute with a west country accent.

[Antiriad2097]

An RP room is when you imagine a place then create the room after that it is up to you, whether you want to battle an Orc or a ferocious dragon

I read that as Oric first of all and though Antiriad might get upset!

I'll take any Oric coverage I can get...

To the North, an angry Scottish man in a leather thong, wearing a ball gag guards a room with the sign 'Rape room'.

To the East is a table upon which stands a Nintendo sign on a pedestal.

To the South a Troll sleeps whilst being embraced by a small badger.

You cannot see West, it is blocked by the misguided belief that the spectrum was better than the c64.

What next...

But I do object to my home life being used in jest.

[c0nfu53d]

An RP room is when you imagine a place then create the room after that it is up to you, whether you want to battle an Orc or a ferocious dragon

Im a lover not a figher

Maybe you could bonk the dragon, then? lol

[Smurph]

You awaken in a poorly lit corridor...

To the North, an angry Scottish man in a leather thong, wearing a ball gag guards a room with the sign 'Rape room'.

To the East is a table upon which stands a Nintendo sign on a pedestal.

To the South a Troll sleeps whilst being embraced by a small badger.

You cannot see West, it is blocked by the misguided belief that the spectrum was better than the c64.

What next....

I steal Jagfest's sword and rub my genitals on it.

It's a legitimate move! Roll the f**king die!!!

[Bub&Bob]

I steal Jagfest's sword and rub my genitals on it.

It's a legitimate move! Roll the f**king die!!!

Ok, so you are now in a cave filled with rats and a giant blocks your path.....

[Smurph]

I abuse the giant with my +1 Finger of Chaos, and his booming cries scare off the rats.

[dannyboy1487]

i read these and they are actually quite funny

[dannyboy1487]

IF dannyboy is really here as a genuine member of the forum and not a troll - then hey, welcome. But 99% of his posts so far have been 100% troll!

I'll hold back from posting in his threads though - I'm all for giving the guy a break

Danny - what retro stuff you into then? How old are you? where are you from? Does your mum read all your posts?

thank you and i like that retro game where you have to wprk your way up the floors and save bararians and that from prison cells i also like pacman, im 16 and im from england and like that other user said doesnt everyones mums?

[The Angry Jock]

and like that other user said doesnt everyones mums?

Yes MPM, doesn't everyone's mum? Mine certainly does and she does not approve!

[dannyboy1487]

[The Laird]

I steal Jagfest's sword and rub my genitals on it.

It's a legitimate move! Roll the f**king die!!!

I don't have a sword

[pantal00ns]

I steal Jagfest's sword and rub my genitals on it.

It's a legitimate move! Roll the f**king die!!!

I don't have a sword

I am the Dungeon Master and can correct mistakes in this realm....

Smurph steals Jagfests pork-sword and rubs his genitals on it.

Smurph achieves +1 phallicfrottage
Smurph achieves +1 penalrippage

Jagfest dies from nocockbloodloss disease..... but can be ressurected at the fountain of fecality.

Location:
In a large cave complex
The smell of Rat sh!t fills the air
A giant crouches in the corner applying anusol to his browneye.

Exits:
To the North, an angry Scottish man in a leather thong, wearing a ball gag guards a room with the sign 'Rape room'.

To the East is a table upon which stands a Nintendo sign on a pedestal.

To the South a Troll sleeps whilst being embraced by a small badger.

You cannot see West, it is blocked by the misguided belief that the spectrum was better than the c64.

[QuantumCrayons]

get scotsman

[The Laird]

GO WEST

Use Amstrad to confuse matters thus gaining entry to a new room!

Location:
You are in a large room filled with BBC Micro computers. Somebody has hacked Granny's Garden to be pornographic and is now called Granny's Lady Garden.

Items:
A dirty buttplug and soiled copy of Razzle

Exits:
North - A door with a sign saying "Sex Toys"
East - You just came from eher
South - A dark corridor
West - Is blocked by a pile of broken Acorn Electrons

[RetroBob]

When playing Gears my mates and I had a "rape room" on each map on horde mode because when all hell broke loose we always seemed to fall back to the same place and eventually... well, you get the picture.